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Elderly woman takes her 50 kg pet tortoise out for a walk every day [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2017-9-8 19:29:19 |Display all floors
What does a tortoise do on his birthday?  they shellebrate
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Post time 2017-9-8 19:30:13 |Display all floors
What sort of photos do tortoises take?  shellfies
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Post time 2017-9-8 19:31:32 |Display all floors
where do tortoises go if they commit a crime?  to the shellblock
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Post time 2017-9-8 19:32:18 |Display all floors
What do you call a famous tortoise? a shellebrity
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Post time 2017-9-8 19:36:49 |Display all floors
A man and a tortoise were out driving in their car, when a policeman pulled them over. Seeing the tortoise in the front seat of the car, he ordered the driver to take that tortoise to the zoo immediately. Next week the same policeman spotted them in their car again and pulled them over. I thought I told you to take that tortoise to the zoo screamed the policeman!!......I did replied the man, and we had a lovely day. Today I am taking him to the beach
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How do tortoise communicate?  by shellphone

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Post time 2017-9-9 18:09:05 |Display all floors
Very nice, something to keep the elderly woman occupied with.
It's questionable if she bought it a decade ago and it fit in her hand, a tortoise that size is approximately 80 years old.

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