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Post time 2017-7-17 08:20:25 |Display all floors
lionstar Post time: 2017-7-16 22:05
Little Johnny’s neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately the baby, was born without ears. When the mothe ...



How tragic to be born without ears. Think of the problem of wearing a wool cap in winter! WQithout ears the wool cap will slide and move around the head and be flown away by =a breeze however gentle and the head will then get a cold.

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Post time 2017-7-19 02:14:40 |Display all floors
1584austin Post time: 2017-7-16 20:36
I couldn't even do it. I am lucky I don't need glasses yet.

At least my eyes work better than so ...

Ditto, for sure.  

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Post time 2017-7-20 07:55:44 |Display all floors
The more you put, the better you can see.

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Post time 2017-7-20 18:15:33 |Display all floors
seneca Post time: 2017-7-16 20:28
I cannot even insert one contact lens without major troubles, let alone two or 17. That woman must h ...

seneca does not know organs of sight and others.
So, just let seneca imagine due to loss of memory after recent fall on head!

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Post time 2017-7-20 18:16:10 |Display all floors
seneca Post time: 2017-7-16 20:28
I cannot even insert one contact lens without major troubles, let alone two or 17. That woman must h ...

Oh! You probably do not change yours due to your loss of memory!

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Post time 2017-7-20 18:29:56 |Display all floors
seneca Post time: 2017-7-16 20:28
I cannot even insert one contact lens without major troubles, let alone two or 17. That woman must h ...

seneca must have chewed like gum!

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Post time 2017-7-20 18:30:26 |Display all floors
seneca Post time: 2017-7-16 20:28
I cannot even insert one contact lens without major troubles, let alone two or 17. That woman must h ...

Probably, you insert into another organ!

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