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A Brief History of a Banana Republic [Copy link] 中文

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There was once a land far, far away. And, on that land, a banana tree grew. The people of the land saw the tree was good and ate from the tree. Many banana trees grew and, the people of the land were happy.


Then, from across the great waters, came the PEOPLE WHO GLORIFIED THEMSELVES. The people of the land shared the banana trees with the PEOPLE WHO GLORIFIED THEMSELVES. But that wasn't good enough so, the PEOPLE WHO GLORIFIED THEMSELVES slaughtered the people of the land and took the banana trees for themselves.


And all the banana trees died…


And for the next hundred years the PEOPLE WHO GLORIFIED THEMSELVES went about killing, raping and pillaging in other lands rich in banana trees. The people of these other lands became very angry at the people who took away their banana trees.


So they protested: "Why did you take away our banana trees?"

The PEOPLE WHO GLORIFIED THEMSELVES replied: "Because you don't need those banana trees. All you need is: homo rights, freedumb and dumbocracy."


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dusty1 Post time: 2017-5-12 09:01
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sfphoto tells us the true fairy story of what the Qins did to the Tibbutans, the Uiguns and so on. He is a masterful story teller.

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seneca Post time: 2017-5-12 12:52
sfphoto tells us the true fairy story of what the Qins did to the Tibbutans, the Uiguns and so on. ...

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dusty1 Post time: 2017-5-12 13:08
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You should thank sfphoto. In his next installment he is going to tell you where you can get those bananas for fgree.

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seneca Post time: 2017-5-12 13:15
You should thank sfphoto. In his next installment he is going to tell you where you can get those  ...

He is a monkey?

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dusty1 Post time: 2017-5-12 14:14
He is a monkey?

Quite possible.

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