Author: senoritazhao

If your mother wife fell into a river at the same time, who would you save first   [Copy link] 中文

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OH, my god,it is a so old topic.
I think you should marry a swiming wife if you are single now,then save your mother.

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henu236 Post time: 2017-4-21 15:19
OH, my god,it is a so old topic.
I think you should marry a swiming wife if you are single now,then  ...

Problem is some people think they are ultra smart by asking the same old stupid question, just because they think they have the solution and are old enough to ask that question.
The world is full of such people whose mentality is beneath rock bottom.

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GhostBuster Post time: 2017-4-22 08:42
Goodness! Your computer is shut out by your parents and guidian due to your mischief, playing trua ...

Does anybody know WTH a "guidian" is?

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I would show a brand new boxed Iphone ! Who comes out first by own power gets it
Round Up is good for developing the mind

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Just shout that there is a 20ft. hungry crocodile coming towards them. Humans can do wonder under stress.

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Just shout that there is a 20ft. hungry crocodile coming towards them. Humans can do wonder under stress.

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This is easy.

Both mother and wife would be in the water at the same time for the question to be valid.  They would therefore be near each other for strength in face of life-threatening adversity, as is wont to occur naturally with women. So that two problems become geographically one problem. Swim to both and save both at the same time. It is what happens after saving both at the same time that is the bigger challenge. One must show diplomacy. Right eye looks caringly at mother; left eye looks caringly at wife. Mouth must only utter, "are you alright?" without addressing who in particular.  

That out of the way, go home, dry up, eat some porridge and wonder about life in general. Just be thankful the question was not mother, wife and mistress(es).

The end.

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