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Why I Slept With a Married Man, and What I Learned   [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2017-4-1 10:14:54 |Display all floors
dusty1 Post time: 2017-4-1 08:25

i am sending my april fools days jokes, but need to be careful. 4 yrs ago i asked some girl i knew if she would marry me, but it backfired. she thought i was being serious. i wont play that joke again
if you want something in life get off your backside, and do it yourself!! don't rely on others to do it for you

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parcher Post time: 2017-4-1 10:14
i am sending my april fools days jokes, but need to be careful. 4 yrs ago i asked some girl i knew ...

My sobs birthday today I'm getting pissed

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Post time 2017-4-1 10:23:15 |Display all floors
parcher Post time: 2017-4-1 10:08
Sounds awful but the truth nearly always comes out in the end

She is a nasty woman her mother will have to sell her house to help pay me out

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dusty1 Post time: 2017-4-1 10:21
My sobs birthday today I'm getting pissed

hangovers are evil
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Post time 2017-4-1 10:27:06 |Display all floors
parcher Post time: 2017-4-1 10:25
hangovers are evil

I'm the person you hate after a heavy night of drinking I'm the person who dosen't get a hangover and in a grout there is always one of me

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parcher Post time: 2017-4-1 10:25
hangovers are evil

Yes, it's not alcohol that gives you the hangover, it's sleep that gives you one.

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dusty1 Post time: 2017-4-1 10:27
I'm the person you hate after a heavy night of drinking I'm the person who dosen't get a hangover  ...

That's a bad sign Pal

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