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seneca Post time: 2017-2-12 20:04
Chinese eat too much Chinese junk food. My mother-in-law for example eats white rice three times a ...

my mother in law was so fat wherever she sat in the lounge she was sitting next to me

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seneca Post time: 2017-2-12 20:04
Chinese eat too much Chinese junk food. My mother-in-law for example eats white rice three times a ...

My father in Law was thick as two planks, OI went round their house one day and when I walked in I said wow dad your ceiling is high, he said yes mum wanted two rooms knocked in to one

He went to the motor show and spend 6 hrs walking round the car park

He was a long distance lorry driver..........on the isle or wight

A women asked him one day if he wanted a blow job, he said will that affect my dole money

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1584austin Post time: 2017-2-16 00:33
Buy her some healthy food then tight arse

She is very picky and only eats what she knows.

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1584austin Post time: 2017-2-16 00:34
my mother in law was so fat wherever she sat in the lounge she was sitting next to me

Oh that's economical. However far you travel you never need to pick up the phone to make expensive international phone calls to keep in touch then...

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1584austin Post time: 2017-2-16 00:38
My father in Law was thick as two planks, OI went round their house one day and when I walked in I ...

Your father-in-law was an original.

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seneca Post time: 2017-2-16 09:40
Oh that's economical. However far you travel you never need to pick up the phone to make expensive ...

I would have to get a spade if I needed talk to her now

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1584austin Post time: 2017-2-16 15:56
I would have to get a spade if I needed talk to her now

Oh, that is sad.

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