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Australian penis artist bids for top art prize

SYDNEY (Reuters) - A cheeky artist who uses his penis as a brush has entered a racy self-portrait for Australia's top art prize.

Australian Tim Patch, who calls himself Pricasso, usually exposes his talents at sex product fairs around the world, but has decided to go upmarket by entering a painting for Australia's Archibald Prize -- the nation's top award for portraiture.

In a unique painting style, Patch does not use paint brushes, but his penis to apply paint to the canvas.

"I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break," Patch told the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper on Wednesday.

Patch entered a painting of a plastic surgeon in last year's Archibald Prize, but failed to impress the judges. This year's entry depicts a nude Patch, wearing only a hat, holding a blank canvas to hide his "brush".

The Art Gallery of New South Wales in Sydney expects up to 700 portraits to be entered for the 2008 Archibald Prize, with the finalists to be announced in March.

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2008-2-22 09:59 AM

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Oh, ya ya ya ya ya...

Replacing brushes with breasts
Friday, 16 December 2005

Presenter: Sian Gard

Signing the canvas

Do you remember doing finger paintings when you were a kid ?

Squeezing the paint from the tube all over your hands and then spreading it all over the canvas.

Di Peel has replaced traditional brushes, not with her hands, but with her breasts.

Di says breast painting came about after a chance discovery on the internet.

"There was a woman doing breast paintings and her boobs where quite small. I emailed the article to a friend and then my friend said well if you think you can do any better you should have a go. So I did," says Di.

The bubbly artist told ABC North West's Sian Gard, there is a big market for breast painting.

"I think there is, I sold my first painting for $10, my second for $26 and now I have a consignment of ten paintings at $89 each"

So, what kind of pictures do Di and her breasts produce? "They're more like abstract flowers," says Di.

"But my latest piece, people say, looks like the earth from space. My son named it 'earthquake' because he thinks it looks like an earthquake."

But how dose a buyer know that they are getting the genuine thing.

"I sign every picture with my nipple" says Di.
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Those funny Austrilian artists!

I am thinking...

Yeah, you got me, I am thinking if we put them two to work together, what a great master piece we would get...

Yeah, Tim, to-get-her... together...

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2008-2-22 10:27 PM

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Who found out about me?

I thought it was forbidden to reveal posters details....

Hey Saj, want me to tell ya how I do it?

2008-2-22 10:36 PM

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Of course I meant post #1

2008-2-22 10:37 PM

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Dang ... I thought this was going to be a revelation on meng!!

2008-2-23 12:37 AM

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Meng is the post #2.......

Currently in training by yours truly.

2008-2-23 12:38 AM

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... meng has moobs

I note Mr Chinadaily has a very odd registration date ...

That is what is going wrong here, the mods have a time machine

2008-2-23 12:39 AM

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Meng is having some problems controlling the "brush strokes" ......

... lucky the master is here to lend a helping hand....

...Doh, I wish I never said that @##!@##

2008-2-23 12:43 AM

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Oh I am sure that meng is used to being a huge tit ...

2008-2-23 12:51 AM

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Meng is gonna be seething tomorrow....

...I hope he doesn't think it was me that slipped out his true identity

2008-2-23 01:46 AM

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I guess I am too traditional, but does no one else find the photo in the first post extremely disturbing?....The second isn't much better, but at least she is alone without her pants around her ankles.

2008-2-23 02:11 AM

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You don't like my photo?

How about Meng's happy snap at number 2.

Where is Meng anyway?

Don't be shy...

2008-2-23 11:42 AM

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QUOTE:

Originally posted by chinadaily at 2008-2-22 09:59
SYDNEY (Reuters) - A cheeky artist who uses his penis as a brush has entered a racy self-portrait for Australia's top art prize.

Australian Tim Patch, who calls himself Pricasso, usually expose ...

I just wonder whether he could erect his brush to portray adroitly if he faces a man rather than a woman.....

2008-2-23 12:00 PM

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Of course not

2008-2-23 12:02 PM

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So all his pictures are females....?

.... Why our world is so colorful and multiple..... For we have all kinds of artists and people....

2008-2-23 12:03 PM

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I'd say so.....otherwise he may have problems with bristles collapsing....

2008-2-23 12:17 PM

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QUOTE:

Originally posted by zglobal at 2008-2-23 12:17
I'd say so.....otherwise he may have problems with bristles collapsing....

Another tip for him: Don't brush too much.....

2008-2-24 12:00 PM

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Well he in unique.

How about Meng?

Where is he now.

Must be shy?

2008-2-24 12:03 PM

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Have no idea...

2008-2-24 12:13 PM

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hey ducky.. does it hurt?

2008-2-26 10:53 AM

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