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Post time 2009-12-21 14:03:40 |Display all floors
A news item from


John Eng Li shi
Jinhua News Agency
20th December 2009
Beijing.

Chinese Scientist at the Academy of Sciences here in Beijing are frantically trying to have a dialoque with American Scientists about the new phenomenon known in Chinese scientific fraternity as the "wobblyclimatoscam" as mother nature create record snow falls in Europe and the American Continent!

President Obama's was reported to have take a road trip instead of the usual helicopter due to the freakish weather on his return from the climate talks in Copenhagen. While in Paris, up to 40% of flights were cancelled. In London, the Cross Channel tunnel were hampered as abnormal temperature differentials cause technical faults halting the service.

According to John Colon, a scientist at the American Weather Institute,  the movement of the cosmic bodies, growing CO2 level from fossil fuels, increasing methane emission from cattle, SO2, NO2 emissions created the freak conditions. Higher global temperatures is expected to create worse storms in the future. Scientist expects a 2 deg. C increase in global temperatures come 2018!

Dr. Satsu Han Jin of the American Weather institute global reforesting initiative especially in Europe, United States and Argentina would be a great help to prevent the further deterioration of the globe.


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Post time 2009-12-22 11:42:56 |Display all floors

News from London!

Michael Tanner
The Time
London
21st December 2009

The Growing phenomenon about global warming is creating alarm at the British Meteorology Dept. A spokesman of the department, Dr. Johnson Winsor pointed out that the "record" snow falls was a direct result of increase precipitation due to higher global temperatures which brought record moisture over the American and European continent.

Since the last decade, global progress has brought about changes on the global terrain. Incessant increase in consumption of beef for instance has created increases in cattle herds, this is directly result in higher methane emission in the atmosphere. Bigger Human population likewise has contributed to the methane level. Dr. Johnson pointed out the bio technology could help in this area, as less gassy feed could be grown to feed the cattle.

Dr. Nobuka Tanaka of the Japan Climate Change committee on secondment to the British Meteorology Dept. explain that global development was further worsened by deforestation in Europe, North America, India, Russia and China. The reduction of global forest cover created "heat engine effect". This is best explained by Dr. M.M. Li of the  National University of Singapore who pointed out the ceaseless creation of concrete jungles globally as one reason, planting trees, as in Singapore's Garden City concept help reduce temperature even in that tropical city by almost 2 deg. C in the last 2 decades.

Peat land drainage in South Asia, China, South East Asia and South America for land development has caused more global carnage as peat fires added millions of tonnes of CO2 into the air. Dr. M.M. Li suggest that more efficient use of land is preferable to further deterioration of the enviroment. Dr. M.M. Li colleaque and buddy in Kuala Lumpur, Dr. Jiang of the Institute of Global Strategic Studies explains that poor land use in Klang Valley depleted rain catchment, green lung of the metropolitan region of 6.5 million people! Dr. Jiang explain in Kinta valley, a region of 1.0 million people, in northern portion of the so called Central Region of Malaya; pristine condition helped reduce the impact of the global warming.

Dr. John Winsor noted now work has progressed in England to develop strategies to combat deteriorating enviroment. England being the site of the industrial revolution understood the serious significance of pollution, wrong use of land and suggest people study the Singapore model, where there are significant result in lowered temperature by reducing use of landfills - replacing it with incinerators, denser urban centre - saving forest region to maintain the water catchment, in addition artificial lakes, reservoirs and urban planting of trees has helped.

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Post time 2009-12-23 14:22:38 |Display all floors

More news as snow storm havoc news report filters in....

Igor Wutherwinds
Pravda News
Moscow
22nd December 2009

The Russian Weather Bureau spokesman Dr. Karl blame the Americans for climate changes! While China, India, Europe, Japan sought to reduce population growth in order to protect the enviroment, the Americans has a policy of population addition. By 2050 the Americans will have 420 million citizens. This would mean a large increase in coal use in electricity, gasoline in new automobiles and vast increases in cattle stocks to feed the consuming kingpins!

According to Dr. Vladimir Lukas, a member of the Russian Commodity Institute, the large increase in population in America, almost by 1/3 would make neutralize progress made in Germany, Japan, Korea, Taiwan, France, Russia and the Scandavia especially with engineering intensive, GREEN TECHNOLOGIES.

Dr. Pradesh Vinod of the Indian Economic Institute mention, another 120 million American citizens in the world would mean that Indian citizen would have no chance to improve their living standards! Currently the Indian empire citizens consumes only 1/30 that of the Americans. Without the American population growth, improvements done in Japan, Germany, Scandanavia and Korea; Dr. Pradesh reckon the materials would be available to triple the living standards of Indian citizens! All these without harming the enviroment as GREEN TECHNOLOGIES would contain growth of greenhouse gases.


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Post time 2009-12-26 15:33:45 |Display all floors

This is a communique from the WHITE HOUSE, Warshington D.C.

This is a short message issued by the White House,

"President Obama is now enjoying the Winter Solcites Christmas festival. The rum filled fruit cake is delicious and it's a good time for the President to have a holiday. The Turkey taste fine! well, it's back to solving the 10% unemployment in the USA as  solving the Bush Burdens is giving the President a mighty headache!"

Merry Christmas!

end of communique

White House
25th December 2009

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amendment to the communique.....

This is an amendment issued by the White House

President Obama decided in the last minute to avoid the blistering record cold storms. He will be celebrating in Hawaii. Asa half moslem, President Obama would be eating ice cream, and flollicking half naked in the beaches. Afterall, he is barred from drinking too much alcohol by his grandmother!

Happy New Year!

end of communique

White House
26th December 2009

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Post time 2010-1-4 14:55:23 |Display all floors

News from London again!

by John Micheal

Guarding New Services
London
3rd December 2010

Many Scientist in the British Meteriological Services, after a Christmas and New Year party in the trendy part of London, has come to a conclusion that more action needs to be taken to solve or reduce impact of Global Warming! The record snow falls made heavy liquor drinking merrier!

Dr. Johnson Winsor explains that CO2 emission from electricity production, from automobile emissions, and more beef consumption in developing economies especially in China, Taiwan and recently in Singapore! His Japanese colleague at the party explains that more consumption of PORK and CHICKEN in the United States would be helpful to balance out greater BEEF consumption in China and Trade Route States. Dr. Vinod indicates Dairy Milk consumption, and other protein replacements in the United States would be helpful!

The Chinese Academy of Sciences spokesman Dr. Li Chu Fan explains that China is already the world biggest producer of aquatic, poultry and pork. The beef consumption is only a small proportion of the protein consumption by the Chinese people. He add, more dairy intake will be encouraged to ensure non wastage of the cattle herd within China.

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Post time 2010-1-5 12:13:18 |Display all floors

News from Beijing now...

John Eng Li Shi
Jinhua New Agency
5th January 2010
Beijing

In an attempt to reduce global warming, Chinese Economist is planning to increase Diary output in China. Veal and the grass grassing cattle would be processed into sausages, ham. Planned income rises of civil servants and workers in China's many mega companies especially in the super centres will create market for the additional meat and milk production. This would help develop rural townships in Outer Mongolia, Heilonjiang, Jilin, Gansu.

The processing of veal, basically young cows and the processing of cattle will keep herds at controllable levels. This willhave impact on methane production and thus global warming! While the Dairy production will help China expand this lucrative industry - skim milk, infant milk preparation, cream, cheese, butter, yogurt, casein, packed milk, cakes, cookies, puddings.

The Chinese Academy of Sciences spokesman Dr. Li Ju Fan agrees that China is doing it's utmost to help combat the global phenomenon. He hopes the American government would be encouraging more pork, aqua and chicken consumption to reduce green house gasses in the enviroment!

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