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Post time 2018-4-11 10:48:30 |Display all floors
This is excellent news!  Attack on Syria is imminent.  Syria will finally be free.  

Putin, after hearing about the imminent attack, is quickly ordering every Russian to evacuate Syria.  What is great about Putin is that his only evil, but not brave.  Historically, we have had evil leaders who were not only evil, but very brave, so it cost a lot of blood on both sides fighting these evil people, such as Hitler who was evil and brave, which made him immediately willing to fight the West, no matter what the cost and how much blood would be spilled.

But with Putin, he is very evil, but also very cowardly.  Every time the West bombs Syria's and Russia's evil military a$$ets in Syria, Putin gets very scared and immediately runs away.  This is great for the West.  We will easily be able to free Syria without any loss of Western life. And once we come to free Russia, Putin will be so terrified of the Western military that he will immediately surrender without even shooting a single bullet to defend his evil Russian regime.  

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Post time 2018-4-11 10:49:03 |Display all floors
Now, the problem is with A$$ad.  He is evil, but he is also very brave.  So, he and his military would rether fight and die than surrender.  And because of this, the innocent Syrian civilians are going to be in the cross-fire.  I predict that about 25 million Syrians will be killed, another 25 million severely injured, and with the destruction of their infrastructure, another 25 million will slowly die over the long run.

So, what A$$ad should do is ask all Syrians to euthanize themselves so they don't suffer; it will be much better for all the Syrians to return to God and enjoy Heaven for eternity; do Syrians want to live like the Iraqis did after the West went to war with them?

A$$ad should give all his citizens means to humanely euthanize themselves, like guns, and designate cliffs they can jump off of and have an instant painless death when they hit the ground (but they should be given goggles so things don’t fly in their eyes as they are accelerating down the cliff, causing pain), and he can give them euphoric suicide pills so they can return to God in a painless manner.  There are many options, and A$$ad should give his citizens all the options they want.

Next, the West will free Iran, then Pakistan, then Venezuela, then China.  And just like Putin, Jenping is also very cowardly, so he also will not fight back to defend his evil regime when the West comes to free China.  So, there will be no blood loss on either side, just like with Russia.  

But, Iran is evil, but also brave, so they will fight to the death.  So, as with Syria, Iran's President should consider the same euthanasia plans as Syria.

But Pakistan and Venezuela are cowardly, like Putin and Jenping.  So, we will easily free those two nations as well without any spilled blood on either side.


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Post time 2018-4-11 11:33:29 |Display all floors
Free_The_East Post time: 2018-4-11 10:49
Now, the problem is with A$$ad.  He is evil, but he is also very brave.  So, he and his military wou ...

re:  So, we will easily free those two nations as well without any spilled blood on either side.

As long as it is Your blood, nobody will care

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Post time 2018-4-11 17:39:55 |Display all floors
No proof assad was behind the chemical attack, and little proof it was a chemical attack..
if you want something in life get off your backside, and do it yourself!! don't rely on others to do it for you

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Post time 2018-4-11 18:41:38 |Display all floors
parcher Post time: 2018-4-11 17:39
No proof assad was behind the chemical attack, and little proof it was a chemical attack..

little proof? take a look on the WHO ...that's not exactly what I cal a "little proof".

And for the chemical attack: all need planes or helicopter. Russia is informed of any Syrian plane/ helicopter taking off. What they did to prevent it?

I know some missiles wont solve the problem, but it's still agood thing to show that some peoples say no to that barbary, whoever is the responsible.

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Post time 2018-4-11 19:08:57 |Display all floors
yasawakic Post time: 2018-4-11 18:41
little proof? take a look on the WHO ...that's not exactly what I cal a "little proof".

And for t ...

re: whoever is the responsible.

True, just make sure them old missiles do hit the right Country...  Certainly not Syria

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Post time 2018-4-12 00:24:05 |Display all floors
emanreus Post time: 2018-4-11 11:33
re:  So, we will easily free those two nations as well without any spilled blood on either side.

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Reports have come in that A$$ad has evacuated every Syrian soldier from every military base and airport in Syria.  The Syrian military has effectively been completely shut down before the West even attacks.  This is good news - A$$ad has come to his senses and realized that to save his innocent civilians from mass death in the war with the West, it would be wise to just capitulate.  All Russians in Syria has also left Syria and returned back to Russia.

Syria has finally been set free without the loss of any blood.  Putin and A$$ad did the right thing by preventing the misery the dozens of millions of innocent Syrian civilians by immediately capitulating to the West.

The West will now temporarily run the Syrian government and then hold free, open elections in Syria to create a non-evil government.


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