zjjhpj Post time: 2017-3-19 20:34
I have no passport
I have been given ca. 250 golden keys to big global cities that open the gates to the country where the city is. These keys were given me by the mayors of said cities. Thus whenever I go places, I don't need to line up for a visa or even line up at Immigration: I whip out the key of the city and a magic door opens just for me with all the Immigration folks curtsying to me. In Tokyo they even had a young girl ready to give me a bouquet of flowers.